some funny jokes

Hi! Today also the same old funny sms continues. It is a sequel for the yesterday's funny sms. If you are new to blog, Click here to read the first part of funny sms

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ..
Now read without the word dog.

God made whiskey,
God made Pepsi,
God made rivers.
God made lakes ,
God made u.........well we all make mistakes!

A man seats for 4 hours starring at his marriage certificate and his wife asks "why are U starring at the certificate like that" and he replied,"I'm looking 4 the expiry date".........

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

How Do U Keep An Idiot Entertained?
Press Down
Press Up......................


foreign teacher to student standing outside class room...why are u outstanding?

Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME
Feelin Sad? CALL ME
Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME
Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!

Positive thinking is like this:
a little bird in the sky..
u look up n it shits in ur eye..
u don't mind n u don't cry..
u just thank God tht cows dnt fly..

wen u feel lonely ............................... and u look forward and seems d whole world is crashing and fading away.............................. don't worry, come to me .............. lets go see the optician!

When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.

I was born brilliant, education ruined me

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